Saturday, 18 February 2017

Additional table for ITRA rankings


Here are the qualification times for men's automatic and free entry to the UTMB based on my calculations calibrated using historic results. You would need multiple races at this standard.






Race Rating 750 850
Centurion Autumn 100 454 14:32 12:49
Brazos Bend 100 - 100M 456 14:35 12:52
Centurion Thames Path 100 457 14:36 12:53
Rocky Raccoon - 100 Mile 457 14:37 12:54
Centurion South Downs Way 100 473 15:07 13:20
Javelina Jundred - 100 Miles 488 15:36 13:46
West Highland Way Race 492 15:44 13:53
Oman Desert Marathon 506 16:11 14:17
Centurion North Downs Way 100 515 16:29 14:33
White Rose Ultra - 100 Mile 539 17:15 15:13
Cotswold Way Century - 100 Miles 543 17:23 15:20
Thunder Rock 572 18:17 16:08
Western States Endurance Run 574 18:22 16:12
Pinhoti 100 - Pinhoti 100 Miles 584 18:41 16:29
Chimera 100 - Chimera 100 Miles 586 18:45 16:33
Hardmoors - 110 Mi 592 18:57 16:43
Zion - 100 Mile 594 19:00 16:46
Leadville Trail 100 Run 609 19:30 17:12
Cascade Crest 100 Mile 642 20:31 18:06
Grindstone 100 642 20:32 18:07
Lakeland - Lakeland 100 647 20:41 18:15
Run Rabbit Run 100 653 20:54 18:27
Bear 100 654 20:55 18:27
Arc Of Attrition 100 Mile 662 21:10 18:40
Bighorn Trail Run - 100M 667 21:21 18:50
100 Miles Of Istria - 100 Miles 671 21:28 18:57
Le Marathon Des Sables 720 23:01 20:19
Hurt 100 Mile Endurance Run 740 23:40 20:53
Ultra-Trail Mt. Fuji - Utmf 756 24:12 21:21
100 Miles Sud De France 790 25:16 22:17
Utmb® 806 25:48 22:46
Ehunmilak Ultra-Trail® 821 26:15 23:10
Le Grand Raid De La Réunion 881 28:11 24:52
Hardrock 100 Endurance Run 888 28:25 25:04
Montane Spine Challenger 905 28:57 25:33
Andorra Ronda Dels Cims 1,045 33:25 29:29

Hardest ITRA races - Why Killian's 22:41 was a bigger deal than my 22:40 for 100 miles

When I applied for UTMB draw, it also told me my ITRA rating was 480. This was the first time I had heard of ITRA rankings and a bit more digging told me that my level was "DDD - Intermediate 1". If only I had run a bit faster in my qualifying races - a score of 750+ would have got me automatic entry and 850+ would have been free entry. Every race that "UTMB" points submits the results for the database.

My best score was 489 for the Centurion South Downs 100 (23:12) which was quite a bit slower than my 100 mile PB of 22:40 for the Autumn 100 which had scored  only 479 points. Even my slowest 100 - the North Downs Way 100 of 25:31 scored 487.

http://itra.run/page/269/FAQ_Indice_de_performance.html







http://www.i-tra.org/community/
Find your score by going to the above link.

Being statistician and actuary, I naturally had to do a bit more digging into the index. It works a bit like age-grading for parkrun but instead of adjusting for age and gender, it adjusts for distance, elevation change and "hardness coefficient". This makes sense as the North and South Downs Way races are similar lengths to the A100 but a lot more climbing. A bit more digging and I back engineered the formula. I have expressed it as "Hardness score / Time in days to finish". The quotient is slight different for women but should have the same relativity. I had used the men's formula as there were more data points to calibrate it.

Nobody from the A100 2016 achieved the level for free entry with Mark Denby, Susie Chesher and Jess Gray achieving the automatic (but not free) entry level*. Interestingly Susie was closer to a free spot (750 vs 707) than Mark (850 vs 769) despite Mark winning.

*I think they would need 5 races at this level to qualify rather than just one


Now having back engineered the formula, this should be a way of comparing 100 mile races to determine which is the hardest as you only need 1 data point for the database for a race to determine the "hardness / distance / height change" factor. Please note this is not my opinion but merely a back engineering of the ITRA factor. I have picked races which are close to 100 miles to compare them.

Interestingly the A100 comes out as the lowest score / "least difficult". It is a relatively flat course but I am putting this down to the amazing support you get on a Centurion event with great aid stations and course marking so the controllable difficulties are mitigated. It should be a hard race as it is done in the British Autumn and certainly has the potential to be very challenging if the elements are unfavourable. However in recent years it has been dry and fast with mild conditions. The quotient can change from year to year depending on how well the runners perform or if the course changes slightly. I have grouped all editions together.

I have put together a table of the "quotients" for each race. This is the score you would get if you finish in exactly 24 hours. I have also included my ranking of 480, PB of 489 and Jim Walmsley's ranking of 916 (Ultra XL distance). In a separate post, I will put a table of times for each race to get automatic qualification but I am struggling with tables in this blog. http://76thmile.blogspot.co.uk/2017/02/additional-table-for-itra-rankings.html

This table is only for races which have UTMB points - the Barkley marathon and Sparathlon/Comrades (road) don't appear for example.

The "hardest" 100 miler in the list is the Ronda Dels Cims where a sub 24 would score you 1,045 points. A projection of Jim's ranking would imply a finish time of 27:22. Admittedly RDC is 170km (same as UTMB) but it is an absolute monster of a race. Other notable scores are Hardrock (888), Spine Challenger (905), UTMB (806),  Hurt (740), MDS (720), Arc of Attrition (662), Lakeland (647), Leadville (609), WSER (574) and North Downs Way (515).

On this basis, my PB of 489 would just about scrape me a finish at Leadville just under the 30 hours cut-off but 44:24 compared with the 48 hour Hardrock cut off. However you know what people say about extrapolation...

Hopefully you have found this interesting and don't take it too seriously. Here is the full table in case you are interested.

And I guess Killian's 22:41 at Hardrock is slightly better than my 22:40 at the Autumn 100...


Race Rating 480 489 916
Centurion Autumn 100 454 22:42 22:17 11:54
Brazos Bend 100 - 100M 456 22:48 22:23 11:56
Centurion Thames Path 100 457 22:50 22:24 11:57
Rocky Raccoon - 100 Mile 457 22:50 22:25 11:58
Centurion South Downs Way 100 473 23:38 23:12 12:23
Javelina Jundred - 100 Miles 488 24:23 23:56 12:46
West Highland Way Race 492 24:35 24:08 12:53
Oman Desert Marathon 506 25:17 24:49 13:15
Centurion North Downs Way 100 515 25:46 25:17 13:30
White Rose Ultra - 100 Mile 539 26:57 26:27 14:07
Cotswold Way Century-100 Miles 543 27:09 26:39 14:14
Thunder Rock 572 28:35 28:03 14:58
Western States Endurance Run 574 28:42 28:10 15:02
Pinhoti 100 - Pinhoti 100 Miles 584 29:12 28:40 15:18
Chimera 100 - Chimera 100 Miles 586 29:19 28:46 15:21
Hardmoors - 110 Miles 592 29:36 29:03 15:30
Zion - 100 Mile 594 29:42 29:09 15:33
Leadville Trail 100 Run 609 30:28 29:54 15:58
Cascade Crest 100 Mile 642 32:04 31:29 16:48
Grindstone 100 642 32:05 31:29 16:48
Lakeland - Lakeland 100 647 32:20 31:44 16:56
Run Rabbit Run 100 653 32:40 32:04 17:07
Bear 100 654 32:41 32:05 17:07
Arc Of Attrition 100 Mile 662 33:04 32:27 17:19
Bighorn Trail Run - 100M 667 33:21 32:45 17:29
100 Miles Of Istria - 100 Miles 671 33:33 32:56 17:35
Le Marathon Des Sables 720 35:58 35:19 18:51
Hurt 100 Mile Endurance Run 740 36:59 36:18 19:22
Ultra-Trail Mt. Fuji - Utmf 756 37:48 37:07 19:48
100 Miles Sud De France 790 39:29 38:45 20:41
Utmb® 806 40:19 39:34 21:07
Ehunmilak Ultra-Trail® 821 41:01 40:16 21:29
Le Grand Raid De La Réunion 881 44:02 43:14 23:04
Hardrock 100 Endurance Run 888 44:24 43:35 23:16
Montane Spine Challenger 905 45:15 44:25 23:42
Andorra Ronda Dels Cims 1,045 52:14 51:16 27:22

























































































































































































Saturday, 31 December 2016

Mileage target for 2017

Now is the time when all the 2017 mileage targets come out. Normally people go for round numbers like 700, 1,000, 1,500 and 2,000. However if you run to eat, here is an alternative list to choose from. This is based on the Runner's World calculator which suggests a 75kg runner will burn 125 calories / mile and given that it is "run your weight in", your weight will be cancelled out in the calculations.

Miles Food

48 celery
162 Strawberries
198 Curly kale
294 Kiwi Fruit
372 Oranges
438 Frozen peas
570 Banana
618 Olives
882 Boiled eggs
1074 Fried eggs
1140 Avocado
1242 Brown bread
1320 Pizza Express Margherita
1374 Big Mac
1392 Tuna baguette
1530 Plain bagel
1560 BK cheese burger
1602 Hot Cross buns
1698 Camembert
1722 Jam doughnuts
2040 Sultana scones
2268 Corn flakes
2340 Pork pie
2754 Iced party rings
3084 Hula hoops
3732 Almonds
4302 Butter
5412 Lard

Monday, 17 October 2016

Centurion Autumn 100 - Orion's belt, belt buckles and a lovely lady in a blue tutu

Centurion Autumn 100

The Centurion Autumn 100 is the 4th and final Centurion 100 mile race of the year. It is centred in Goring & Streatley and has 4 out and back legs of (roughly) 25 miles. First and fourth legs are flat runs along the Thames Path and the second and third are a bit lumpier on the Ridgeway.

I didn't have the best Friday before the race. I had a pretty busy afternoon which meant I forgot to eat lunch. I ended up eating a flapjack at about 5pm before joining a mate over from Australia for a glass of two of red wine before heading over to Paddington for a train to Reading and my hotel. I ended up with a the traditional pre-race meal of a sandwich meal deal with guest ale in my hotel room (Sainsbury's and Doombar). I drifted off to sleep after watching Britain's best bridges and the end of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic "Commando". Living the dream.

Good morning Reading!

I ended up waking up fairly early so made my way over to the start. The legendary Ken Fancett was on my carriage and he led the way to race HQ. Many people doubted my strategy of following Ken including Roz "canal specialist" Glover and Nicola Hoy who I shared the walk to HQ with. After the lovely Louise Ayling checked through my bag, I was all set to go. Only about 2 hours too early. I headed over to the start and was one of just two runners there. We decided to head back into town for a cup of tea to settle the nerves and wait for the start. Very civilised.

A great briefing by James "the rain whisperer" Elson who had promised rain at 5pm and 7am. I finally got the raise my hand when the question of "who had done 5 100 mile races" and also put my hand up for the grand slam question. It was all get very real now....

I lined up near the front as the start is quite narrow and has a few bottlenecks and after the slow start of the North Downs Way, I wanted to get started quickly. I started quite well and was ticking over well but had the nagging sensation I was doing a "David Hellard".


I ticked off the first few miles running with fellow  'slammer Mark Farthing. I looked behind me and noticed Paul Ali was just behind me and probably suggested I was starting a bit quickly so made my excuses and took my first walking break. Ken Fancett came past a few seconds later which confirms I had gone off a bit quick. The first section went very quickly with a Formula 1 style pitstop from the excellent pit crew at Wallingford before heading on towards the turn around. Despite the rain, the course was generally firm with a few muddy puddles (no fall this time) and a random bit where we ran across straw bales.
A lovely touch from the Lonegan parents who had taken a print out of the entry list and were cheering everyone's name - assuming the could look it up fast enough.
The out and back nature of the course means that before long you have the leaders coming back towards you. Intially I thought Pierluigi Collina, the Italian referee was sprinting towards me. Then I thought it was a jogger out on a Saturday morning run. Then I saw the race number and assumed it was someone who had gone out way too quick but it turned out to be the eventual winner (2:47 split for 25 miles for goodness sake!). It was quite some time until second place came past.
It was an uneventful few miles and I made it to the turn around in a bit under 2 hours. A quick stop and I was heading back towards Goring. Quite a few high fives on the way back for people who have been part of the Grandslam journey #MIBUltra. Flavien Bascoul was chugging along in his usual ridiculous shorts. He had last been seen with a large glass of wine in the pub so this may have taken the edge off his speed.
I shared some miles with a Polish man (not from Warsaw!) and a German chap. Soon enough, in just under 4 hours, I was back at HQ where the lovely Sarah Sawyer was on time keeping duties. Her plan was to volunteer and then pace Tom for the last section. I had seen Tom flying in roughly 5th place but would sadly drop out through injury between here and the North Stoke CP. My parents had came along to watch in South Stoke and had told me there was someone in front who was struggling with a bad back and sadly it was Tom hobbling along.
Leg 2 is by far my favourite of the 4. It has some lovely singletrack sections with undulations and some gradual climbing to the turnaround point. You cross a Golf Course and I have to say running across fairways is an absolute joy with soft springy grass. On the way back, it started to rain. At 4:57 it started - James had warned there would be rain at 5pm and was spot on with this one. The rain wasn't too bad but I had the waterproof out which would stay on for the rest of the race. The rain eased and I hit my favourite stretch. This is definitely a hero section of running as you have the gradient on your side, 40+ miles are in the bag and there are dozens of people coming the other way giving encouragement (and reminding you how far you are clear of cut-offs). The sun was setting with views over Oxfordshire. I had hoped to make it back into Goring without a headtorch but failed a mile short when I went past the Rossini restaurant and the bright lights made me realise just how dark it had got.

Two down - two to go...

Shortly after leaving Goring, I paired up with fellow Grand-slammer Peter who I shared most of the second half of the North Down Way with. We made good progress on this section - weather was almost perfect for a night section. Mainly cloudy which kept the temperature up but the clouds cleared to show a full moon and a great view of Orion's belt on the way back. I have a special gratitude for the volunteers staffing the two Ridgeway CPs. They are holed up in a tent and keep the tea flowing and really take care of everyone. Apparently Police had been called as there were reports of an illegal rave. To be fair there were people smashing down Coke, taking white tablets and a few hallucination as well as flashing lights and dance music. Easy mistake to make.

I was starting to get cramp in my hamstrings and stopping to stretch every half mile. I was also getting a weird pain just above my ankle on my shin where I think in hindsight my Injinji undersocks and compression socks were combining to cause an issue (I didn't have blister problems though). Moderately painful but not a game breaker.

Three down - one to go.

Back to Goring for a quick refuel of chilli con carne. The "Saturday morning jogger" had won the race about 2 hours before I got back - an unbelievable time of just over 14 hours.

Next time I come back here I will be a Grand-slammer... I was about 40 minutes down on last year but hoping I wouldn't fall apart quite as badly as last year.

I started making progress out of Goring but the chilli was taking a bit of time to settle. I soon found myself on my own. I have to admit I was cracking up at this point. It was roughly 2.30am and I had been on the go for over 16 hours. I was in the woods on my own and starting singing and whistling on my own. I think I was part way though signing "Jerusalem" when some runners came round the corner. They (deservedly) took the piss out of me but I carried on through the section as there weren't any people around. I love this section to Whitchurch which had a roller-coaster feel to it but could definitely have an axe murderer feel to it on a bad day.

The Witchurch crew were awesome - particularly the marshal who took my empty cup off me on the way out to save me a couple of steps. Really nice touch. First job was to tick off the 5 miles to the "Welcome to Reading sign". Early on, I cracked the outside of my knee on a gate (one of many). To give an idea of my mental state, I wasn't upset about this. I was actually quite pleased as my shin and hamstrings weren't the things hurting the most and figured when my knee stopped hurting, I wouldn't notice the other ailments. Sadly the gate had upset the delicate balance of my knee and it was quite sore when I ran but was ok when I walked. And so started the 18 mile march.... 

Last year the stretch towards the Reading aid station had really, really dragged. There is a sign which says "welcome to Reading" which is a long way from the Reading Richmond-On-Thames checkpoint. I had planned ahead and noticed there was a Strava segment which showed the distance to be 3.5 miles. This year I would be prepared for the distance and just tick off the 3.5 miles. This however relied on me being able to count to 3. Unfortunately I miscounted and after 2.5 miles (3 beeps of the Garmin) I started looking for the checkpoint about a mile early. Yet again the Reading section dragged....
The Reading aid station was a good stop including a chat with the Russhards. Paul raced this last year dressed as a bear and is a fantastic runner who I'm sure will win at least one of the Centurion races next year. Back down the stairs and 12.5ish miles to go.
I had come to terms with a slow finish but just wanted it over now. I was longing for the sun as it meant I would be closing in on a finish. The next ailment appeared which was abdominal cramp. I couldn't tell if was digestive or the actual "six-pack" that was cramping. It seemed to ease when I burped or if it stretched backwards. Really quite painful.
I had started to cry without warning every so often on this section as it started to dawn on me that I was finally going to achieve the grand slam dream. Part of me had hoped for a real grinding painful battle against injury and the elements and at 6:57 the rain started. Seeing the people coming the other way shows just how mentally tough and determined my fellow Centurions are. I would love to mention everyone as you were all amazing. I briefly chatted to Graham Carter and Rodrigo his pacer. Kate looked to be struggling but she is tough as nails so I had no doubts. Before long Tutu Tinu came past follow shortly after by Dan the sweeping superstar. A quick chat with Dan and that was the tail end of the race. Next stop Whitchurch for my final Centurion aid station of the year.



Back over the rollercoaster woods and Goring arrived. I was desperate for the pain to stop and as a bonus I nearly threw up but just held it together. Getting congratulations from fishermen and boat owners was really nice and I even managed a hugely painful jog finish. 



I had finish just under 24 hours and enough under 24 hours to break 96 hours for the slam. I got through the door of the hall and slumped by the timekeepers table.



 The journey of 400 miles in 4 days was over. I had a famous hug from Nici and a bonus one from 2015 Grand slammer Louise which may have prevented everyone from noticing just how sweaty my eyes were.


It was great hanging out with fellow runners and volunteers post race. It makes me feel really lucky to have discovered this by accident.
My parents had come to watch me finish and gave me a lift home. I had got home and a quick bath and later there was the small matter of watching the end of race countdown. That lovely lady and her blue Tutu had crossed the line and Dan the sweep gets to live another day. A little fist-pump and it was time to have a nap.....

All the best and thank you to everyone who has been a part of it. I think Vinny Jones sums up my 2016 running year quite well...



Saturday, 8 October 2016

Centurion A100 2015 Result analysis

The 2015 Autumn 100 was an unusually fast race with James Elson steaming through to win in 14:35. The conditions were excellent with a warm day section and mild night. Personally I had a decent race and was flying at halfway in 8:47 (on track for 21:30ish). I kept up decent pace until 75 miles (15:05 /  roughly 22 hr pace) but then really struggled through Reading to finish in 22:40. My ankle was bothering me on the last spur but general tiredness was probably the main thing slowing me down. 

I am back in  2016 for another go and might go out a bit steadier this year to avoid the spur 4 crash - particularly the first 25 miles when everyone gets over excited and goes out too quickly.

Firstly I have summarised the race data in a scatter plot with some plain vanilla linear trend lines to join the dots for you. Look up your target time at the bottom and the read off where it crosses the lines on the y-axis. If you finished the race last year, you will appear as a dot on the chart.

I have also included some tables which give an idea of when previous runners passed through the various checkpoints. There is a quite a large range so it might help you to get an idea if you tend to start to quickly or pace things more evenly. 

It is just a guide but might be helpful for crews to predict when you will get to future checkpoints. If you get to half way in 10 hours it, is extremely unlikely you will be finishing in 20 hours but sub 24 hours might be about right.








  20 hr pace
Goring Swyncombe Goring Chain Hill Goring Reading Goring
10% 03:15:04 05:30:04 07:44:24 10:26:47 13:06:32 16:26:46 20:00:00
25% 03:26:56 05:40:44 07:57:04 10:45:28 13:27:54 16:42:17 20:00:00
Average 03:35:18 05:53:44 08:11:32 11:00:38 13:43:14 16:54:03 20:00:00
75% 03:44:36 06:07:01 08:29:35 11:20:27 14:01:54 17:09:13 20:00:00
90% 03:58:38 06:22:13 08:45:33 11:35:22 14:17:00 17:19:27 20:00:00
22 hr pace
Goring Swyncombe Goring Chain Hill Goring Reading Goring
10% 03:34:34 06:03:05 08:30:50 11:29:27 14:25:11 18:05:27 22:00:00
25% 03:47:38 06:14:49 08:44:47 11:50:01 14:48:41 18:22:30 22:00:00
Average 03:56:50 06:29:06 09:00:41 12:06:42 15:05:33 18:35:28 22:00:00
75% 04:07:04 06:43:44 09:20:33 12:28:30 15:26:06 18:52:09 22:00:00
90% 04:22:29 07:00:27 09:38:06 12:44:54 15:42:42 19:03:23 22:00:00
24 hr pace
Goring Swyncombe Goring Chain Hill Goring Reading Goring
10% 03:54:05 06:36:05 09:17:16 12:32:08 15:43:50 19:44:08 24:00:00
25% 04:08:20 06:48:53 09:32:29 12:54:33 16:09:29 20:02:44 24:00:00
Average 04:18:22 07:04:28 09:49:50 13:12:46 16:27:53 20:16:52 24:00:00
75% 04:29:32 07:20:26 10:11:30 13:36:33 16:50:17 20:35:04 24:00:00
90% 04:46:21 07:38:40 10:30:39 13:54:27 17:08:24 20:47:20 24:00:00
26 hr pace
Goring Swyncombe Goring Chain Hill Goring Reading Goring
10% 04:13:35 07:09:06 10:03:43 13:34:49 17:02:29 21:22:48 26:00:00
25% 04:29:01 07:22:57 10:20:12 13:59:06 17:30:16 21:42:58 26:00:00
Average 04:39:54 07:39:51 10:38:59 14:18:50 17:50:12 21:58:16 26:00:00
75% 04:51:59 07:57:08 11:02:28 14:44:36 18:14:29 22:18:00 26:00:00
90% 05:10:13 08:16:53 11:23:13 15:03:59 18:34:06 22:31:16 26:00:00

Sunday, 4 September 2016

Not a bucket list

The more races I do, the more I find out about new races and challenged that I want to do. I have included some that I have finished for completeness and plan to updated.

This is a work in progress and I will add a bit more detail why each of them has made the list and also hopefully update as I cross a few off.

My categorisation is obviously subjective and based on my perception - you are welcome to disagree but it is my list after all. I have included some distance based goals which I have put in the buckets

Fun runs (finishing shouldn't be an issue - finishing fast is another matter)

London Marathon
Rhayader 20 mile - round the dams
Comrades marathon, South Africa - the world's greatest ultra
NDW50
Man vs Horse, Llanwrtd Wells
Escape for Meriden
Ironman 70.3
Sub 20 minute 5k

Challenging (should get round but not easily)
A sub 24 100 mile finish
Centurion SDW100
Centurion NDW100
An Ironman triathlon*
Self Transcendence - 24 hours of Tooting - 100+ mile total
London to Brighton Trail run
Vanguard Way oner - self supported. I have done the Croydon to Woldingham bit a few times and also the Vanguard Way marathon. However that is just the first 15 miles out of 67 and it finishes by the sea in Newhaven.
Sub 90 half marathon - unofficially done in training but would like to knock it off
Sub 40 - p.b. is 40:34
Good for age London Marathon (currently GFA is 3:05 and my unofficial pb is 3:37)
LDWA 100 mile challenge walk

Challenging + (50/50 to finish)
Centurion Grandslam
SDW unsupported
NDW unsupported - Farnham to Dover then loop back round to the junction via Canterbury
Lakeland 100
UTMB
Western States 100
UTMF (100 mile-ish ultra around Mount Fuji in Japan)
10km open water swim
GUCR
Leadville 100
Ultra Tour Monte Rosa
Thames Ring 250
T184 (or doing it self supported)
A sub 3 hour marathon
A sub 10 hour 100km
A sub 20 hour 100 mile finish
2,000 miles in a year

Long shots (finishing would be a major achievement and unexpected)
Automatic qualification for Sparathlon (currently a sub 8 hours 100km, 16:45 100 miler)
Sparathlon
Hardrock
Ronda Dels Cims 170km / 13,500m D+
Lon Las Ultra
Badwater 135
Diagonale Des Fous 167km / 9,700m D+
Bob Graham Round
The Hill
Tour Des Geants

Batsh!t crazy (you never know how life turns out)
Race across America
JOGLE (or LEJOG)
Vol State 500km
Appalachian Trail - through hike
Monarch Way

Not on the list
Marathon des Sables - the 1990s version would have been pretty cool but the hype machine of "toughest race in the world" with a 90%+ finish (yet no qualification requirements) doesn't appeal. Also I could do a lot of races with £3k+. I'm glad it does exist though as it means the rich business men going through mid-life crises will continue to go for this rather than events I want to do.  I should also add that to race it hard and  finish top 50 would be bloody tough and I have huge respect for Elizabet Barnes, Danny Kendall, James Cracknell etc.
Sri Chimnoy - Self transcendence 3,100 miles - 5,649 laps of a Queen's NY block. Not sure I need to explain why this didn't make the cut. I'm glad it exists though.
Chained Ultra - what is wrong with you people?

Saturday, 3 September 2016

Choose Tailwind

Choose ultras. 
Choose a race. 
Choose a training plan. 
Choose a backpack. 
Choose a fucking big GPS watch and a foam roller. 
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and a vegan diet. 
Choose your friends. 
Choose post-race clothes and matching luggage. 
Choose parkrun and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. 
Choose not sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 
Choose rotting you stomach away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable portaloo, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. 
Choose your future. 
Choose ultras... But why would I want to do a thing like that? 
I chose not to choose ultras. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got tailwind?